St. Patrick’s Day tips from WFLBC

I drink a lot of beer, this should be a secret to no one. Over the years I have learned many things about drinking beer and I would like to share my 2 most useful tips with you leading up to the drunkest day of the year.

Tip number one, bring a pen. St. Patrick’s day is a great day to flirt while you’re uninhibited and surrounded by people in a similar state so get some digits! You can also use your pen to give yourself a St. Patty’s tattoo. Make a mark on your arm for every drink you have. If you try really hard you arm will look like the prison cell wall of someone doing a dime for stealing cars.

Tip number two, forget the green food colouring, bring blue. Remember kindergarten? Blue and yellow make green! You use less because you’re making a colour instead of overpowering a colour. Most beer is yellow…ok? You may also notice that some a-hole businesses raise the price of green food colouring leading up to this glorious day. Buy blue and tell them to get stuffed.

You should really be drinking a stout though but I’ll let it slide, just this once.

Scott.

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One thought on “St. Patrick’s Day tips from WFLBC

  1. Although expensive, Pedialyte, the same stuff you give to babies when they are sick, will make your green beer hangover disappear. For best results, consume before you pass out, but if you can’t help it, drink it as soon as you wake up.

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